Ricer, Ricer, Ricer.

[Black_Bird]

This defines it. I would honestly like to know what this goes through this guys head. Does he actually think people will be impressed?

For the Wise Co. guys, I'm sure you've seen this one. Silver sunfire, black wheels, body kit, DUAL exaust, black hood, etc, etc. Revs up at small children and passing minivans, races the kid on the sidewalk on his bicycle from redlight to redlight, a real badass. He STILL had 7.29 and a car number wrote on his window, and it's been there for 3 weeks now. He took off going up the ramp towards the 4lane, and my gf's 03 Eclipse GS(4banger, n/a, auto, slow) stayed right on his ass the entire way. I cannot wait to catch the tool out in my car someday, and write "7.28" on my side window just to be alittle faster. Sorry for the rant, but I know some people on here have seen this guy and I just want to share him with everyone.

SUMMARY:
Guy has 10-11 second sunfire, wrote 7.29 on the window to impress people, ricer, the end.

[osojdm93]

damn yo!

[Hondafrk]

I say we cut him!

[z24sport]

Damn ricers...2200 ohv's are slower than PISS!!

[boost2dms6]

I can atest to the shit that he does.. I see him all the time in Wise.. He is definitely a ricer and revs on everybody..

[Snare Beast]

god i hate this car...

[Black_Bird]

Like I said...I cannot wait to see this guy out one time that I'm actually driving...I'm going to bring someone with me and some window chalk so they can hang out the window and write a number on the side of my car before we go by him.

[Black_Bird]

Damn ricers...2200 ohv's are slower than PISS!!

But..But..But.....this ones got dual exhaust AND it's N/A. That has to count for something.

[Snare Beast]

Maybe the 7.29 was his 60'

[4DoorHarley]

Maybe the 7.29 was his 60', or his r/t :laugh: :saythat:

[z24sport]

A lot of Sunfires' actually came stock with dual exhaust....why? Because GM likes to do crazy shit!

[Black_Bird]

A lot of Sunfires' actually came stock with dual exhaust....why? Because GM likes to do crazy shit!

These look very unstock, hahah. Plus they're loud and look way out of place. Who knows though.

[L.P.]

They arn't stock its an RK sport catback sucky car IMO. When the balt was stock I raced the guy in 5th gear and beat him about about 4 lenghts, I wasn't even going to race him just wanted to embarass him since he had his g/f with him.

[z24sport]

Well of course it's an aftermarket exhaust...I was just saying there's alot of companies that sell a 'dual' exhaust for Sunfires since some come stock like that....either way his car is slow and he's a ricer from ricer street in ricerville.

[L.P.]

Lets call him wheat since its a domestic.

[Ace]

Blow it up.

[L.P.]

We need to get the guy on here so we can laugh at hi m.

[Black_Bird]

I was kinda hoping he was on here but a lurker, so this thread would get a rise out of him. He couldnt miss me laughing today as we went passed him.

[Annihilator]

Lets call him wheat since its a domestic.

psh, they grow a crap-ton of rice over here in Arkansas lol...call it uncle ben's.

[2.5BoxerGT]

hahahah this guy revs on me and bean (04blacksrt) all the time

[Kerr]

lol.. at least it looks ok, There is one with that same body kit for sale in bristol, actully two of them... One is PINK and the other is Yellow.

If that car ran 7.90's that would be pretty impressive in the 1/8 mile wouldnt it... i mean for a sunfire?

[boost2dms6]

At first I thought this was a girl driven car since I normally associate Sunfire's with chicks, but when I saw it was this dude I laughed hysterically.. I think the funniest part is Black_Bird got pics of him haha..

[93StealthTT]

At first I thought this was a girl driven car since I normally associate Sunfire's with chicks, but when I saw it was this dude I laughed hysterically.. I think the funniest part is Black_Bird got pics of him haha..

He probably made that guy's day if he saw him taking pics of his car....:lol2:

[Black_Bird]

I had to get a pic of it, because I had just mentioned him to 2.5BoxerGT like last week about the numbers on his window. But i mean seriously, 7.29??? At least be a tiny bit realistic. It's like a stock sunfire with exhaust.

[derangedazn]

This defines it. I would honestly like to know what this goes through this guys head. Does he actually think people will be impressed?

For the Wise Co. guys, I'm sure you've seen this one. Silver sunfire, black wheels, body kit, DUAL exaust, black hood, etc, etc. Revs up at small children and passing minivans, races the kid on the sidewalk on his bicycle from redlight to redlight, a real badass. He STILL had 7.29 and a car number wrote on his window, and it's been there for 3 weeks now. He took off going up the ramp towards the 4lane, and my gf's 03 Eclipse GS(4banger, n/a, auto, slow) stayed right on his ass the entire way. I cannot wait to catch the tool out in my car someday, and write "7.28" on my side window just to be alittle faster. Sorry for the rant, but I know some people on here have seen this guy and I just want to share him with everyone.

SUMMARY:
Guy has 10-11 second sunfire, wrote 7.29 on the window to impress people, ricer, the end.


Wait....did you actually used those 2 words in the same second? Do they actually exist? 11second in the 1/8th right?

[Black_Bird]

Wait....did you actually used those 2 words in the same second? Do they actually exist? 11second in the 1/8th right?

Yes, I meant 1/8 mile, haha.

[huafist]

Wait....did you actually used those 2 words in the same second? Do they actually exist? 11second in the 1/8th right?

I have seen 11 second 1/8th mile runs haha - yes, they exist.

[1SLOWSS]

Well, I just figure he is afraid of breaking out while bracket racing so he put that on there to allow himself a small margin of error :loser:

On the other hand.....

My best in the 1/8th is a 7.43 @ 91 so if that car is really going 7.29's I am going to hang it up now and stop racing because I am obviously NOT doing something right :fear:

[dodgedakotamccoy]

the guy is a straight up ricer he try to race my buddies trans am 10 lenghts at half throttle

[T to the B]

We have 10-11 second turbo Honda's here. Don't think you guys are special and shit. ;)

[K.J.]

I was at mcdonald's drive thru and he pulled up beside me while I was being handed my milkshake and revved at me. I laughed at the little shit.

[GeneralODLee]

I want one!

[worm]

Wow, I cant wait to see this one when I am over around Wise. I could use a good laugh.

[josh_bush2001]

I think this is the same guy that works at sykes....I haven't personally had any runs in with him, but I was at Wal-Mart last week and he was following this SS camaro around on his ass and wouldn't stop revving it at him.. Me personally i would've just stopped and beat the shit out of him....

[2.5BoxerGT]

From what I hear..this guys says his car has a "chip" and will run anyone for some money

[L.P.]

From what I hear..this guys says his car has a "chip" and will run anyone for some money

Funny stuff, they didn't even make chips for 2.2 ohvs or even 2.4's. The guy is retarted and the car is slow as hell....he just needs to be bitchslapped so he can have some sense knocked into him.

[Black_Bird]

If any of yall see him out, tell him I want to set up a big money race, haha. We'll just bring the videocamera and a have a good time with him.

[L.P.]

If any of yall see him out, tell him I want to set up a big money race, haha. We'll just bring the videocamera and a have a good time with him.

works for me, hell if he's going to race for money I need some extra cash.

[z24sport]

Screw you guys...he MIGHT actually be smart enough to know he doesn't stand a chance against a Trans Am...I've got a raggidy looking black Cavalier...looks beat to hell and could pass for a 2.2ohv with a big muffler...LET ME win some money:cheers:

[derangedazn]

I'm next. I have student loans to pay off.

[1SLOWSS]

I may go looking for him tonight. I'm sure I can convince him that all that racket is just a bad power steering pump :laugh:

Just in case though I may put 6.99 on my windows :chacha:

[Black_Bird]

Screw you guys...he MIGHT actually be smart enough to know he doesn't stand a chance against a Trans Am...I've got a raggidy looking black Cavalier...looks beat to hell and could pass for a 2.2ohv with a big muffler...LET ME win some money:cheers:

I'm thinking about going after him today if I can get out of here, haha. I really dont think he's that smart, he'd probably rev on me the same way he would you. Would be funny as hell tho to see the cavy bust his ass. Hell I might as well cruise the Z06 up that way and see if I can find him.

[derangedazn]

I say you guys make a cruise out of it...gather some people, nice little drive, take turns gang raping his car, and return home with a little more money in the pockets.

I bolded the important parts.

[derangedazn]

I may go looking for him tonight. I'm sure I can convince him that all that racket is just a bad power steering pump :laugh:

Just in case though I may put 6.99 on my windows :chacha:

You need to bait him...throw 7.30 on the window.

[boost2dms6]

You need to bait him...throw 7.30 on the window.

+1 hahaha..

[blackedoutcoupe]

his v tec didnt work son dont u know

[1SLOWSS]

You need to bait him...throw 7.30 on the window.

:lol2: :laugh:

[SVThis]

dude my neighbor used to own that car...or that actually may still be him (he might have moved) i havent seen him around in awhile, but anyways he reved at me one day and i reved back and he flipped me off, what a real tool

[TorqueJunkie]

lol, lets have a cruise around wise co. lol that would be hysterical

[Black_Bird]

lol, lets have a cruise around wise co. lol that would be hysterical

It's the place to be.....

[boost2dms6]

I'll be there in less than a week..

[Black_Bird]

I'm here every day.

[Snare Beast]

I'm here every day.

Even tho I live in Dickenson County...I'm in Wise County everyday...

[Black_Bird]

Here's the update. I get in the left turn lane today to go to wendy's in wise, and what do I see in the rear view mirrow... uhhhhhhh oh.
We get to the next 2 lane and i'm turning into wendys and he gives me a full 1st gear pull, hahah. So i leave and look for him, cant find him, i go back to the bowling alley to meet my bro and dad, my bro in his Z28 and my dad in the Z06.

We're just chillin there talkin and whatnot, and this guy drives right by us like 20 yards away, and my bro points and him and starts laughing, and yelling out "seven twenty nine!!" and what does this guy do. He kindly turns and flips all of us off, downshifts to 1st gear and takes off like a.... well.. a sunfire. That's all for now, I'll update again on the next sighting.

[derangedazn]

Damn....how many trucks can you pick out in that picture?....lol

Someone needs to let him know about this site, or video tape an encounter.

[Black_Bird]

Damn....how many trucks can you pick out in that picture?....lol

Someone needs to let him know about this site, or video tape an encounter.

It's wise co, haha. The side mirror is all that matters, haha.

[boost2dms6]

I think if somebody sees his car.. They should leave him a note telling him to join the site..

[RamJam]

I think if somebody sees his car.. They should leave him a note telling him to join the site..

I'd be afraid to touch it.....for fear of getting the rice on me

[z24sport]

He kindly turns and flips all of us off, downshifts to 1st gear and takes off like a.... well.. a sunfire. That's all for now, I'll update again on the next sighting.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[Mackin_Matt]

stop the madness...

[Black_Bird]

I will write a book about this guy someday, haha. I do wish he would join the site.

[dcintegration]

Leave a note. And don't worry, the rice will come off you when you get back into the t/a.

[Black_Bird]

I charged the video camera, it will be in my car at all times from now on until I get some video to upload on here of this guy.

[Maximuscr31]

Don't mess with him mang, he is faster than any of you.

[2.5BoxerGT]

anyone know a guy that drives a white convertible 350z in wise?

[Black_Bird]

dont know the 350Z....
but,
this sunfire guy has a myspace, one of my friends found it and was telling me about it, but i cant see it because i dont have a myspace. i'll find out the address so yall can check it out, i'm sure it's full of good stuff.

[TorqueJunkie]

Leave a note. And don't worry, the rice will come off you when you get back into the t/a.

you could get someone else to do it, "hey go put this sticky note on that sunfire"

[2.5BoxerGT]

we will add him

[L.P.]

dont know the 350Z....
but,
this sunfire guy has a myspace, one of my friends found it and was telling me about it, but i cant see it because i dont have a myspace. i'll find out the address so yall can check it out, i'm sure it's full of good stuff.

Let us know his addy haha.

[dcintegration]

you could get someone else to do it, "hey go put this sticky note on that sunfire"

If it hasn't been done by, oh... Sept 10th let me know... I'll make a special trip and do it...

[boost2dms6]

Well I'll go find him sometime this week and tell him to join up.. Shit for $20 I'll call the guy a chicken fucker..

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Oh and don't worry the Rice will come off with Powdered sugar.. Typical procedure for ridding yourself of the horrible disease..

[atallah24]

pretty funny nice pics.

[derangedazn]

Well I'll go find him sometime this week and tell him to join up.. Shit for $20 I'll call the guy a chicken fucker..

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Oh and don't worry the Rice will come off with Powdered sugar.. Typical procedure for ridding yourself of the horrible disease..

Doesnt work...I am fat as can be and still a ricer...fucking asian genes.

[boost2dms6]

Doesnt work...I am fat as can be and still a ricer...fucking asian genes.

hmm works fine for me..

[BoostedLSTypeR]

everyone hates on the ricers... well when you all finally see the wrath of someone who knows how to build a ricer, with only four cylinders unlike the v8s, you all will realize the strength that these little engines have. Just wait till I post my dyno times on here with my teg.

[Black_Bird]

everyone hates on the ricers... well when you all finally see the wrath of someone who knows how to build a ricer, with only four cylinders unlike the v8s, you all will realize the strength that these little engines have. Just wait till I post my dyno times on here with my teg.

that's wonderful and all, but dyno #'s prove absolutely nothing. we all know what they can do, but please dont talk shit about something that hasnt even happened yet.:ftf:

[Type R]

everyone hates on the ricers... well when you all finally see the wrath of someone who knows how to build a ricer, with only four cylinders unlike the v8s, you all will realize the strength that these little engines have. Just wait till I post my dyno times on here with my teg.

Like Ayers said, dyno#'s dont mean shit. ET's do. And from my knowledge, I've not seen any boosted Tegs around here, wheres yours?

[RamJam]

YOU GUYS STOP HATIN' HIS TEG IS FUGGIN SICK y0!!!!!! LAID DOWN LIKE FUCKING 140 HP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dan Halen]

everyone hates on the ricers... well when you all finally see the wrath of someone who knows how to build a ricer, with only four cylinders unlike the v8s, you all will realize the strength that these little engines have. Just wait till I post my dyno times on here with my teg.

Yes everyone "hates" on ricers. People that drive 4 cylinders, 6 cylinders, v8's, rotaries, golf carts, and rascals ALL hate on ricers. And rightfully so. I think you might be confused as to what "ricer" means.

Post it away. Im sure you'll really impress the guys that run 10's in the same cars they drive to and from work every day or the ones who hit 9's letting off before the 1/4 mark.

[2.5BoxerGT]

everyone hates on the ricers... well when you all finally see the wrath of someone who knows how to build a ricer, with only four cylinders unlike the v8s, you all will realize the strength that these little engines have. Just wait till I post my dyno times on here with my teg.

I drive a 4 cylinder..am I a ricer now too?

[huafist]

everyone hates on the ricers... well when you all finally see the wrath of someone who knows how to build a ricer, with only four cylinders unlike the v8s, you all will realize the strength that these little engines have. Just wait till I post my dyno times on here with my teg.

How exactly do you get a "dyno time"?
At any rate, noone's really debating whether or not 4 cylinders can make good power and have good ET's - it's a fact they can. It's also a fact that the import scene is full of idiots that put goofy ass body kits on their car, lower it to the ground, put neons under it, dual exhaust, stickers like a freakin' nascar, and then talk shit about how fast it is, when in reality it'll barely move out of its own tracks. Unfortunatly, this trend has also moved over into the domestic world these days.

Here's some simple criteria to tell if you're a ricer or not, since you seem to be confused:

1) Do you have neons under your car?
2) Do you bench race your car that's not even been built yet?
3) Do you have a 10' aluminum park bench for a wing?
4) Is your car covered in retarded stickers or graphics?

If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, then yes, you are indeed a ricer and need to re-evaluate the value of your existence.

[Bigblockhatch]

The software for the dyno's allow you to make 1/4 mile runs on the dyno.Its just not really safe as it puts alot of strain on the things that hold the car to the dyno IE THE STRAPS AND TIE DOWNS


Oh ^^^^^^ and what you said was well put

[TorqueJunkie]

I havent seen a turbo teg around kpt either type r, ricer=untastefully modified, to much stuff to go into and I dont feel like typing it all.

[derangedazn]

everyone hates on the ricers... well when you all finally see the wrath of someone who knows how to build a ricer, with only four cylinders unlike the v8s, you all will realize the strength that these little engines have. Just wait till I post my dyno times on here with my teg.

Having less than 8 cylinders does not mean you are a ricer, or even driving an import. It is all about how you act.

I drive a 4 cylinder..am I a ricer now too?

Well considering you are driving a Suby...YES...lol

How exactly do you get a "dyno time"?
At any rate, noone's really debating whether or not 4 cylinders can make good power and have good ET's - it's a fact they can. It's also a fact that the import scene is full of idiots that put goofy ass body kits on their car, lower it to the ground, put neons under it, dual exhaust, stickers like a freakin' nascar, and then talk shit about how fast it is, when in reality it'll barely move out of its own tracks. Unfortunatly, this trend has also moved over into the domestic world these days.

Here's some simple criteria to tell if you're a ricer or not, since you seem to be confused:

1) Do you have neons under your car?
2) Do you bench race your car that's not even been built yet?
3) Do you have a 10' aluminum park bench for a wing?4) Is your car covered in retarded stickers or graphics?

If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, then yes, you are indeed a ricer and need to re-evaluate the value of your existence.

My park bench is Carbon Fiber....does that count?

[huafist]

Having less than 8 cylinders does not mean you are a ricer, or even driving an important. It is all about how you act.



Well considering you are driving a Suby...YES...lol



My park bench is Carbon Fiber....does that count?

Your park bench is OEM - I can't fault you for that :cheers:

[Hondafrk]

everyone hates on the ricers... well when you all finally see the wrath of someone who knows how to build a ricer, with only four cylinders unlike the v8s, you all will realize the strength that these little engines have. Just wait till I post my dyno times on here with my teg.

They may have strength....but if its a honda, it won't have torque....admit defeat, we suck. No one cares about dyno sheets, take it to the track...we care more for timeslips. :)

[2.5BoxerGT]

Well considering you are driving a Suby...YES...lol

in thaat case...point me to the nearest authorized APC dealer..I need a wing and a couple of 10 inch exhaust tips...then ill be cool and fast

[dcintegration]

Honda, what other car can put down almost 500 hp with a tuned turbo setup and still only lay down 200 ft/lbs of torque.

And coming on here talking shit immediately is a good way to have your asshole widened out real quick....

[Bigblockhatch]

Wow.....I sure hope when my car is tuned it makes more than 200tq hell it almost makes 200tq now

[Bigblockhatch]

American Rice just so you get the idea..We already know what imported rice looks like

http://videos.streetfire.net/video/aea2d2ee-0070-46c2-9813-998e00ece845.htm

[z24sport]

American Rice just so you get the idea..We already know what imported rice looks like

http://videos.streetfire.net/video/aea2d2ee-0070-46c2-9813-998e00ece845.htm

:jaw: :eek:

[boost2dms6]

Well the fact of this thread is that "Mr. Sunfire" acts like billy badass but has yet to prove anyone wrong.. He just cruises around rev'ing on people's grandmas in their Oldsmobiles.. Its not only stupid but quite ridiculous.. It seems that we have all just about witnessed him first hand one day or another.. And I have a 4banger but I don't go around acting like I can beat everyone I pull up beside or even rev at people..

[Snare Beast]

well I ran into him today on my way from Gatlinburg in between BSg and Norton....Rev'd at me, took off like a snail....slowed down, and wanted to race me..I laughed....and my batteries in the camera was dead...Boo!

[TorqueJunkie]

that vid makes me ashamed to be an automotive enthusiast

[Snare Beast]

that vid makes me ashamed to be an automotive enthusiast


try sitting across from 4 guys in Outback talking about rx7's and ls1 swaps and how much better the rotary engine is the the Ls1.....i wanted to say something, but i was enjoying hearing so much BS about cars from them all

[RamJam]

try sitting across from 4 guys in Outback talking about rx7's and ls1 swaps and how much better the rotary engine is the the Ls1.....i wanted to say something, but i was enjoying hearing so much BS about cars from them all

I would've thrown my steak at them.....then went back and got it because an Outback steak is too delicious to waste :rockon:

[TorqueJunkie]

say you dropped it on the floor lol.

[dcintegration]

Wow.....I sure hope when my car is tuned it makes more than 200tq hell it almost makes 200tq now

Sorry you've got the exception to the torque curse. H22's make torque...

[Bigblockhatch]

Yeah i hope to make 420-440whp and 350-400tq on 14psi

[boost2dms6]

We can't let this thread die.. haha so bump..

[L.P.]

I saw a turbo honda today in wise....kinda beat up but nevertheless it was turbo...i'm sure this sunfire thinks that he can beat him as well...if I see the sunfire dude again he is for sure getting an invite to FTF

[2.5BoxerGT]

the ragged out yellow one? I saw the sunfire yesterday on the way to the shooting range

[L.P.]

Yes sir its ragged out and yellow.

[uno]

there's actual real life turbo civics around here. wow i thought they were like the lochness monster and such.

[2.5BoxerGT]

I wonder if that thing actually has a turbo

[huafist]

I wonder if that thing actually has a turbo

Probably like one I saw here - just had an intercooler hanging behind the bumper - no piping or anything :banghead:

[boost2dms6]

I know the guy who drives the yellow civ he goes to UVAwise.. I'm not sure if he really is turboed or not.. He is pretty cool most of the time..

[Snare Beast]

Theres a turbo civic in Clintwood..

[TorqueJunkie]

theres a few in JC I think, they came down one night, supposedly they are real fast.

[Type R]

theres a few in JC I think, they came down one night, supposedly they are real fast.

They're from Jonesborough if your talking about Mike's and Corey's cars.

[TorqueJunkie]

yeah, someone said JC so thats what I assumed

[SVThis]

seen the sunfire today...i was setting at my grandmothers when he slide around a curv (on a gravel road) i guess "drifting' lol and about tore his freaking front bumper off when he hit a dip in the road...about that time he seen us setting on the proch and slowed down and played it cool, then waved when he got in front of the house...i was rolling

[TorqueJunkie]

wave like the nice little neighbor lol

[evoltalon]

this thread really made me laugh all the way through it!! I will never understand people like the sunfire guy. I say we go up there and find him, and I will have my girlfriend race him with her stock auto sunfire!

[TorqueJunkie]

yay parade around until we find him lol

[boost2dms6]

I'm down let me know when..

[evoltalon]

I did some serious research and I have come to find out why this guy is such a badass in his sunfire. I have found a picture of him as a baby with his father. It is obvious that his father's influence has turned him into the jackass he is today.
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b41/boosteddaddy/fathersonredneck3dk.gif

[slow_dsm]

Probably like one I saw here - just had an intercooler hanging behind the bumper - no piping or anything :banghead:

JoeNasty was in Rogersville? Freakin' ricer:laugh: A few people will know what I'm talking about.

[J-Dub]

I say find the Sunfire dude and just put a FTF sticker on his car and also leave a note telling him to join.

[Black_Bird]

I say find the Sunfire dude and just put a FTF sticker on his car and also leave a note telling him to join.

I wonder how upset he would get upon seeing this thread, haha.

[J-Dub]

I wonder how upset he would get upon seeing this thread, haha.

:lol2:

We could just give him his favorite gesture.

:finger:

[Black_Bird]

hahaha. exactly. i have to go to norton/wise tomorrow for a few things, but i'll be in the ram so there will be no showdown if i see him. or maybe. . . haha

[J-Dub]

Maybe u should rev on him and then smoke his ass in the Ram. HaHa.

[92LX]

i see him in pennington gap alot id like to run my 84 pickup right up his a**

[Black_Bird]

Maybe u should rev on him and then smoke his ass in the Ram. HaHa.

4" lift with M/T wheels/mud tires, and a freakin 318 with like 250hp. I dont see it happening, even with a sunfire, haha.

[RamJam]

4" lift with M/T wheels/mud tires, and a freakin 318 with like 250hp. I dont see it happening, even with a sunfire, haha.

quit being a puss

[J-Dub]

4" lift with M/T wheels/mud tires, and a freakin 318 with like 250hp. I dont see it happening, even with a sunfire, haha.

I mean anything is possible. Look at the Sunfire running 7 something. See anything is possible. :lol2:

[dcintegration]

JoeNasty was in Rogersville? Freakin' ricer:laugh: A few people will know what I'm talking about.

LOlz, I remember thsat shit one day going toward Norton. Saw this red civeic with fucking fmic and no piping and a can, lol

[Black_Bird]

quit being a puss

i dont see this thing outrunning much of anything, hahah. but hell, i'll try it, this dude will probably rev on me, i wont have to do anything but drive past him.

[RamJam]

i dont see this thing outrunning much of anything, hahah. but hell, i'll try it, this dude will probably rev on me, i wont have to do anything but drive past him.

run him over:thumbs:

[rizfenix]

LOlz, I remember thsat shit one day going toward Norton. Saw this red civeic with fucking fmic and no piping and a can, lol

i also have an awesome story about that. one day mr nasty was on his way home and had some "fuckin redneck" as he put it shooting flames at him near his house and he was gonna make a thread on here about it till i followed him to his house and he realized it was just me and not just some random redneck.

[Klyfton]

i love this thread lol...its so random

[J-Dub]

run him over:thumbs:

Thats what I was gonna say. A squashed ricer sunfire.:lol2:

[evoltalon]

Let's freeze some paintballs and go to town on the sunfire. We can put the car out of its misery....afterall, the sunfire didn't ask for an asshat to buy it!

[boost2dms6]

True Evoltalon.. Haha I'm sure its like WTF.. But I'm back in wise for good because of school.. I'm goin to go ride around some today and see if I can find him.. haha..

[Klyfton]

haha...asshat

[TorqueJunkie]

that would be really funny if one day a title showed up in FTF Rides and Newbies and he was there then saw this thread lol

[J-Dub]

Man that would be so funny.

I bet his screen name would be "RicerSunfire"

[TorqueJunkie]

no it would be "PimptasticSunfire" lol

[J-Dub]

no it would be "PimptasticSunfire" lol

PimpTasticRicerSunfire

[TorqueJunkie]

lol there we go

[J-Dub]

Me & some of the guys at work was talking about his screen names, so here are a few:

SunRice
Poor Old Nizzle Thinks Its A Ricer
RiceFire
100% All American Rice
RicePattie

That is all I could think of that was mentioned. Just thought they was kind of funny.

[TorqueJunkie]

we are gonna tape some rice to the back of chips 240 (pos240sx) and see what people say lol

[derangedazn]

Me & some of the guys at work was talking about his screen names, so here are a few:

SunRice
Poor Old Nizzle Thinks Its A Ricer
RiceFire
100% All American Rice
RicePattie

That is all I could think of that was mentioned. Just thought they was kind of funny.

I was thinking
7.29
IDriveAChickCar
FrontWheelFTW
SunfireOfDoom
SunfireDriversLikesItInTheAss

[Snare Beast]

Anyone seen the yellow and red sunfire going towards duffield from BSG? its on the left at the old car lot.....uglier then this silver sunfire....and I seen one in Gburg that beat all....

[J-Dub]

I was thinking
7.29
IDriveAChickCar
FrontWheelFTW
SunfireOfDoom
SunfireDriversLikesItInTheAss

Good ones also. This thread is effin awesome. :headbang: :ftf:

Another good one would also be "RevOnU"

[Black_Bird]

Anyone seen the yellow and red sunfire going towards duffield from BSG? its on the left at the old car lot.....uglier then this silver sunfire....and I seen one in Gburg that beat all....

The cavy? There's a yellow/red cavy at that little car dealership that used to be down here in BSG, haha. We call it the Ronald Mcdonald ride, it matches pretty good, haha. Probably the most ugly thing I've ever seen in my entire life. Hell maybe it is a sunfire, or maybe there's a cavy and a sunfire i dont know.. haha. But i'm pretty sure it was the chhhevy.

[Snare Beast]

I couldn't tell, I was laughing so hard I probably am mistaking its identity.....definately a unique car..

[92GreenGT]

Yeah I call it the ketchup and mustard mobile everytime I drive by there, some people have to be blind when they do stuff like that.

[Klyfton]

sooo...you mean to tell me that theres not one person on this forum outta all the people from up in that area that no him or are friends with him and has told him bout this?? you'd think someone would and he'd get on here bitchin...oh well...dude must be a loser lol

[evoltalon]

somebody needs to tell him "Dude! there is a website that has a thread dedicated to your awesome ride!" I would love to see his response to this thread!!

[Klyfton]

didnt someone say he had a myspace?

[2.5BoxerGT]

sooo...you mean to tell me that theres not one person on this forum outta all the people from up in that area that no him or are friends with him and has told him bout this?? you'd think someone would and he'd get on here bitchin...oh well...dude must be a loser lol

he's never home...he out burning up the streets with that beast

[boost2dms6]

Well I was goin to McDonalds in Wise and I saw him turning right towards Walmart on the back road.. I quickly went to the redlight and around the long way cause I had already passed the road he turned on.. I went up to Walmart but couldn't find him.. Drove around 10-20 more minutes looking for him but the RiceFire vanished..

[TorqueJunkie]

damn, that sneaky bastard

[J-Dub]

If someone knos his myspace post it on this thread. We all should add him as a friend.

I would also love to see his response about this thread.

[Maximuscr31]

His dad would beat up your dad

[J-Dub]

RiceFire's dad is the guy in the back of the convertable from ur post in FTF photography.

[Maximuscr31]

somebody needs to tell him "Dude! there is a website that has a thread dedicated to your awesome ride!" I would love to see his response to this thread!!

email sent

People are making fun of you on fullthrottleforums.com and your sunfire http://www.fullthrottleforums.com/showthread.php?t=17804

and thiss is the main thread
http://www.fullthrottleforums.com/showthread.php?t=17555&highlight=ricer

you might have to join to see it. They think your a wuss too.

[Dan Halen]

This place is about to get a lot more interesting. Where should we all line up to take our Ace Whoopin's?

[Maximuscr31]

This place is about to get a lot more interesting. Where should we all line up to take our Ace Whoopin's?

I like the bed post:fear:

[Black_Bird]

This place is about to get a lot more interesting. Where should we all line up to take our Ace Whoopin's?

I cant wait to get mine, since I started the whole thing, hahah. He revved on my bro the other day too, and flipped him off last week, so he's not a happy guy either. Cant wait for this dude to get on here and be a badass.

[Snare Beast]

This place is about to get a lot more interesting. Where should we all line up to take our Ace Whoopin's?

i say we hop on your quad turbo unicycle....and get the hell out of state.....

[Snare Beast]

or we can all meet up at the old walmart again or the coalfield...

[dcintegration]

This shoudl be fun...

[STL 350Z]

I am disappointed that I read all 11 pages of this thread and this asshat is still not on here. It is someone's duty to report him to this site so we can all learn the knowledge of the great and powerful Sunfire.

[Maximuscr31]

I am disappointed that I read all 11 pages of this thread and this asshat is still not on here. It is someone's duty to report him to this site so we can all learn the knowledge of the great and powerful Sunfire.

already did...from my previous post


People are making fun of you on fullthrottleforums.com and your sunfire http://www.fullthrottleforums.com/sh...ad.php?t=17804

and thiss is the main thread
http://www.fullthrottleforums.com/sh...ighlight=ricer

you might have to join to see it. They think your a wuss too.

[huafist]

Bump. This thread HAD to be resurrected, it's too full of awesome to stay dead :lol2:

[derangedazn]

I was really hoping he would join the forum.

[huafist]

I just sent Black_Bird a text telling him I resurrected the most awesome thread he ever created :laugh:

[T to the B]

This thread is gay.

[Stingray]

Maybe the 7.29 was his 60'

Seems to be agreement here. That was my first thought too.:)

[derangedazn]

This thread is gay.

You're Gay Tony.

[S13king]

yea i worked with him at Mcdonalds a couple of years ago. he said he paid like 8k for the car and 10k in parts when he worked there. his name is Rocky and he is fuckin stupid

[huafist]

yea i worked with him at Mcdonalds a couple of years ago. he said he paid like 8k for the car and 10k in parts when he worked there. his name is Rocky and he is fuckin stupid

:laugh: :laugh:

SCORE!!!!
I knew there was a good reason to bring this thread back to life hahahahaha

[S13king]

he swore it had over 300hp

[Black_Bird]

he swore it had over 300hp

I swore that the guy was a complete dumbass, like it didn't show before we knew all this. He deserves to ride a fucking bicycle for the next 10 years, that's all.

[2.5BoxerGT]

I thought that car caught on fire

[Bigblockhatch]

And blew up cause of the NAWZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[11SECSVT]

Yea one of the riced out sunfires did. I don't know if it was this one but I saw one on a rollback burnt.

[huafist]

And blew up cause of the NAWZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

For those 10 minutes or less, he's free :laugh:

[98 z28 mullins]

This defines it. I would honestly like to know what this goes through this guys head. Does he actually think people will be impressed?

For the Wise Co. guys, I'm sure you've seen this one. Silver sunfire, black wheels, body kit, DUAL exaust, black hood, etc, etc. Revs up at small children and passing minivans, races the kid on the sidewalk on his bicycle from redlight to redlight, a real badass. He STILL had 7.29 and a car number wrote on his window, and it's been there for 3 weeks now. He took off going up the ramp towards the 4lane, and my gf's 03 Eclipse GS(4banger, n/a, auto, slow) stayed right on his ass the entire way. I cannot wait to catch the tool out in my car someday, and write "7.28" on my side window just to be alittle faster. Sorry for the rant, but I know some people on here have seen this guy and I just want to share him with everyone.

SUMMARY:
Guy has 10-11 second sunfire, wrote 7.29 on the window to impress people, ricer, the end.

the sunfire belonged to a guy named rocky but it wasnt even 10-11 sec

[S13king]

i keep seeing the car at title loan places in wise and clintwood. oh and one of the fart cans is just hanging there not connected to anything

[Maximuscr31]

You and your mom are gay!:lol2:


This thread is gay.

[derangedazn]

the sunfire belonged to a guy named rocky but it wasnt even 10-11 sec

I sure hope to God you are talking about r/t, 60', or 1/8. Lol.